Yo. I'm Steve. Almost alive.
A quiet chat for when your head goes sideways — no therapy, no self-help, just a mate who listens.
What This Is
Sorted Pal is a place to offload the weird, heavy, or messy stuff in your head.
No accounts. No names. No judgement.
Just warm, grounded, "mate energy" replies — whenever your brain is doing backflips.
Where I Came From
Work pressure stacking
Life admin multiplying like gremlins
Kids, bills, deadlines, nonsense
Late-night brain circus
"Somewhere in all that noise came the idea:
Why isn't there a place to lob all this chaos… and get a reply that actually feels human?"
HOW IT WORKS
Simple steps
Exclusive Beta
The First 50
Small Crew, Big Influence
Early access
First look at features
You shape how Steve talks
Zero corporate cringe
"Just tell me: 'Steve, that was class' or 'Relax mate, that reply was wild.'"
Lob Your Details Below
I’ll send your invite the second I’m ready.
No spam. Unless it’s hilarious.
You can ghost me later. I sulk quietly.
